September 11th
The Chickens
I will admit that I'm not an animal person. These chickens are annoying. They're also kind of cool, because they're fairly smart. They know that I am angry that they have torn up what was left of my garden (!!) because of how they act when I walk around the house toward it. They also rush to the front porch when I drive out of my driveway, but they know not to get on the porch when I am here. It drives me crazy. They act all innocent and cluck and peck the ground for bugs at the side of the house, and when I hit the pavement, and drive slowly, looking around, there is a mad dash for the porch. So weird how they know.
I've had my talk with them. It went like this:
"Um, I don't care if you're walking around everywhere, but I had best see some good size eggs soon."
"Cluck, cluck"
"Uh-huh. Don't you cluck-cluck me. This ain't no free lunch here."
"Cluck-cluck." (fluttering of wings)
"You tear up any more of what's left of my garden and you ain't gone have no cluck-cluck left. Get to layin'."
(Waddling away).
(Me hollering)..."You heard me!"
(my kids looking at me like I'm crazy)!! Mainly because they've gotten kind of attached to the chickens.
He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth...
Welcome to Alice's World
The purpose of this blogsite is to bring glory to my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. There will be many different topics discussed, so hopefully you will enjoy your visit with me. Some of the topics may be very controversial, while others may be the normal stuff everybody already knows a little about. Because I am a Christian as well as an herbal enthusiast and also grow and am always learning about organic gardening and heirloom seeds and plants, I believe in going to what I believe to be the "book of books," meaning the Authorized King James Version of 1611 Bible, for most of the things discussed here. The things mentioned will be involving these topics. Of course, from time to time you may see pictures of my family (my grown children and my grandchildren as well as my other half, i.e.HUSBAND), but for now I would just like to say THANKS for joining me!
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